Meet Blue. The man who proudly rosters two kickers and is best known for unfortunate ER visits.

Meet Pred - The man who when he isn't at the gym, is either dodging an ass tat or elbow deep in a single mother

Meet Razz and Clap Back, sharing a team after the retirement of a mother hater. If you have alcohol and something under 5'7 with blonde hair, these boys are there. (Razz not Pictured)

Meet Frozone, the nickname couldn't be more accurate. If it's snowin, he's goin. Won the 2023 War Room Championship.

Meet Big Bod, a man that is extremely passionate about the Pittsburgh Steelers. And getting his chicken wings on time.

Meet PHD, the "Potential Hazard for DUI" - A man who has been through more schooling than the entire group combined; unfortunately this includes the Henry Ruggs III Driving Academy.

Meet Tang Weasel - There is only one thing that this man loves more than Ohio State Football, and that is women. Both of which it seems will never get a ring unless something drastic changes

Meet Slim Reaper, the 'stache sporting beanpole who often says things that even Joe Biden would just say "no" to.

Meet OG Scatti, a man that gambles more than Dan Campbell in OT. However will give credit where it is due, he gambled his way to winning the 2022 War Room Championship.

Meet Jameis, the commish of the war room. A man that enjoys long walks on the beach, and giving his phone away in Miami clubs. When the Winston jersey is broken out, great times are ahead.

Meet EOD, known for his love of things blown up... primarily of the doll variety. Also known for treating kegs like an NFL wife, making sure they have no fight left in them.

Meet Double Deuce - Runs the media for the war room. A borderline autistic that has an unhealthy obsession with Philadelphia sports teams